ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY

  • Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
  • Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
  • Zeus: toO LaTE
17 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 8:29pm + 59,868 notes
via hipsterdarcy (originally jtotheizzoe)
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via girlwithg0ldeyes (originally queerlilyevans)

queerlilyevans:

There’s the characters you headcanon as queer and then there’s the characters where nope they are 100% actually queer it’s not up for question, it’s really a shame the creators never figured it out.

1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 7:09pm + 111,901 notes
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via defenestratocaster (originally arleinalundy)
1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 6:54pm + 2,880 notes
via theswordskissed (originally most-recent-obsessions)

Me watching a T.V. Show

  • Me: GODDAMN IT YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO FIX THIS
1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 6:54pm + 565,433 notes
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# juno

bandannarama:

The dialogue in this movie kills me.